Ugly Sweater Bass Drum Beater

$70

If you’ve been scroogin’ it up this holiday season, we’re about to launch you out of your yuletide funk. This wood bass drum beater was 360 degree laser engraved with an ugly sweater pattern. The details were hand painted by only our most skilled elves. A subtle sparkle was then applied over the entire beater, almost indistinguishable from a gentle snowfall on a late December morning.

A very limited run of ten beaters was built, so you might not want to wait for Santa to stuff one of these in your stocking.